Sad but true
So the rumors you've been hearing are in fact true. I was briefly detained by the law enforcement officers of Fargo ND for the act of consuming beer while 29 days underage. I have since been relegated to the support van by the organizers of the ride(a suspension of sorts). There are many details in there that I am leaving out, mostly because I'm tired of talking about it, but I would like to say that most of the other folks on this ride think it's BS that I'm being punished again, after already taking my punishment from the law. I have been supported by my friends in amazing ways. Two friends (Scott and Griff) have decided that they too will ride in the van for as long as I do, and they have been right there with me for the last two days in the van. Chris Markl (our leader, whom I do not wish to bad-mouth in print, but we can just say that I do not think well of him) told me to "be a man, and accept my consequences" and "I'll learn a lot in the van." Well Chris, I have learned a lot. I've learned so much about friendship and standing up for what one believes is right from Scott and Griff, that I will forever be a better person for it. If it took a night in jail for me to learn these lessons, then maybe I'm better off for it.
Oh, and Chris, if you are reading this: The jerk store called, they're running out of you.
PS Thanks Mom and Dad for your incredible words of wisdom and acceptence of my dumb mistakes. I love you.
Oh, and Chris, if you are reading this: The jerk store called, they're running out of you.
PS Thanks Mom and Dad for your incredible words of wisdom and acceptence of my dumb mistakes. I love you.

5 Comments:
That is at the same time so hilarious and so unjust that I'm not left with much to say. I don't know how you could have managed to get arrested before me. I would high five you if you weren't forced to sit in the van like a child in time out. It sounds like you've got some good people backing you up though, so don't sweat it too much. Everyone knows you're still the man.
-Tai
That is at the same time so hilarious and so unjust that I'm not left with much to say. I don't know how you could have managed to get arrested before me. I would high five you if you weren't forced to sit in the van like a child in time out. It sounds like you've got some good people backing you up though, so don't sweat it too much. Everyone knows you're still the man.
-Tai
Chris,
Sorry to hear of your misfortune, but just keep your head up. I'm not exactly sure I understand what keeping you from riding is going to teach you that you haven't ALREADY LEARNED FROM GRADUATING COLLEGE, but maybe something good will come out of it. Something... I'll be waiting to hear what it is. NASCAR.
~Timmy
Hello Chris!
That is such BS... I am mad just thinking about it. You are trying to do a great thing and I don't know why anyone would prevent you from that, for such a petty reason. When I am done with school, in 3 years, we'll track him down and sue him for something.
Love,
"The Pretty Girl who Feeds Her Dogs Milkbones"
As soon as your birthday rolls around, you have to drink malt liquor out of a brown paper sack all the time. While riding your bike.
P.S. Afroman likes tall cans.
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